18 Fresh Tweets You May Or May Not Relate To

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    Face - naomi @nayohmee michael cera is trending so i'd like to make it publicly known that i am his doppelgänger
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    Text - Gordon Ramsay aLS KFCH @Gordon Ramsay Any reason I'm all alone ??? I do play well with others.. @firstwefeast 6h First We Feast Where you sitting? VECTORTON VECTORTOONS.Co FENDI 10 7. 4. 8. 23 OFIRSTWEEEAST RCONS.cOm
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    Text - Wale @Wale 21h Honestly this man scarier than any villain I've ever seen @Mana... 2d Jeremy Conrad M RUMOR: Giancarlo Esposito is Up For a Major Marvel Studios Role mcucosmic.com/2019/08/04/rum... 27,174 273 28.3K
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    Text - ellie @holy_schnitt oh wtf it's august already? great. that doesn't make me feel like time is fleeting & summer gets shorter every year & i'm getting older with every passing day ha ha nope this is fine
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    Text - Monica Lewinsky replied Lauren Duca @laurenduca 14h OK, who's gonna tell him? The Washington Times @WashTimes 20h Mike Pence: 'Spend more time on your knees than on the internet bit.ly/2yHYt90 118 t 372 4.8K Monica Lewinsky @MonicaLewinsky 1h def not me. 0 t924 496 9.7K
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    Text - Dad Bod Time Machine @TimeBod One of the benefits of doing meth is that you probably never have to worry about getting food stuck in your tooth
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    Text - spooky babe @PastelCoffins if you can keep your trash boyfriend for 2 years, then you can hold onto your trash for 5 minutes instead of throwing it on the ground
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    Text - wittyidiot @stephenszczerba You're only like 3 toxic relationships, 2 emotional breakdowns and 1 rock bottom away from finding your soulmate 6:27 PM 8/6/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Asia @AsiaDNYC Taking my husband's last name doesn't mean I'm not a feminist it means I don't want anyone I went to high school with to be able to find me ever again 12:48 p.m. 05 Aug. 19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Michael L7 @m5_doge "I'm going to live this summer to the fullest" Me all summer: ALS
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    Text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn [day camp drop off] Me: Be good. 7-year-old: Maybe tomorrow. 10:02 AM 06 Aug 19 Twitter for Android
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    Text - ugh @glitering when i decide to lay down for a "few" minutes and wake up at 3am fully clothed with the lights on sigh @urhxrt.15h SUPREM 10:00 AM 8/5/19 Twitter for iPhone 45.8K Retweets 217K Likes Tweet your reply Σ
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    Text - mary beard @wmarybeard Has anyone in Cambridge lost a peacock? (No jokes about typical Cambridge problem please! It ain't!). But there is one who has just padded into the next door garden. 9:38am 6 Aug 2019 Twitter for iPhone 4 Replies 5 Retweets 39 Likes O0o
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    Text - TUCKER @JERICHO If violent video games cause people to be more likely to cause mass-murder, then explain to me how after years of playing dating games, I'm still single. 16:48 05 Aug 19. TweetDeck 3,312 Retweets 16.1K Likes
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    Property - Derrick @ayosworldd did a mosquito tweet this femme fatale @eliesaaab Ideal living situation
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    Text - joshmosh @diss_guy My dad told my sisters new boyfriend to stand at the end of the picture so he can crop him out when she dumped him. I'm still cracking up.
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    Text - Jason durelo @Jasonderuloo7 Why does it feel like all of our parents are just a bunch of SIMS characters who accepted their fate in life and we millennials and below are just WILD Time for us to relax, enjoy the avocado toast while we wait for the heat death
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    Text - merritt k @merrittk me touching a hot stove: wow, that hurt. i wont do that again me engaging in emotionally self- destructive behavior: no this time it will in fact be good

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